Gerard Haran
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

In 2007 I left the Jersey Shore and made my way across America in search of glory and adventure. Minor League baseball took me from the Atlantic to the Pacific. I saw winter in St. Paul, summer in El Paso and everything in between.  For five years (9 counting College Summer Ball) I visited, worked and lived in the some of the absolute poorest cities 41 of our states had to offer.

After Baseball dried up, I tried my hand at politics, sales, business and even mixed-martial arts.  I some made money, Lost all of it and won a few grappling gold medals in-between.  But I missed the audience. I missed the travel. I missed creating. With sports, every day was a blank canvas. ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN.  I rekindled that call to adventure through comedy.   For 7 years the hope, excitements, and failures of my one-of-a-kind experience have empowered me to write compelling copy, produce remarkably successful content and perform on two national comedy tours.

I have been fortunate to work with amazing brands like Money Lion, Nathan’s Famous and Smithfield while also being seen on FunnyorDie, Barstool Sports, USA Today, the New York Daily News Online and The Wendy Williams Show.  In August 2020, I will make my film debut in “The Whittler” on Amazon Prime.